In the beginning...

I imagine that many begin their first ever blog with some zany witty comments about how crazy and totally MAD they are, in the hope that this will gain them followers, and therefore the attention that they crave.

I'm not a crazy fun chic. I'm in it for the money.

Kidding. However, I love the idea of an open forum where I can share my thoughts with random strangers on whatever topic I wish. Of course, I've kept a diary for years, but that is a private kind of enjoyment - this way, I potentially get to have my ego massaged by everyone telling me that my blog is brilliant. Go on. Please. Or at least, click through an Ad.

xxx

P.S - I live next door to a large student household. They sing. All the time. Often to Leona Lewis. So if this is the only post you see from me, it is likely because I have been locked up for putting fireworks through their letterbox, or a brick through the window etc etc.

Actually, that's not a bad idea - anyone got any good ideas for revenge? Everyone hates noisy, omelet burning, football kicking, Ugg-boot-and-jogging-bottom-wearing students right? Help me out here guys. Please.